Will someone please tell "Dork" that his breath smells like rotten meat!  I'm not sure the guy owns a toothbrush or dental floss.  I'd tell him myself except, well, I really don't like him.  In the meantime, I've learned to hold my breath when he's within arms reach.  It's actually quite entertaining to see other people's first reaction to his"poo breath".

Dork seems to have a lot of irritating behaviors and habits which will make him a frequent guest on this website.  This old ABC Saturday morning commercial is dedicated to him.